Winter Whining in Perspective


Lest ye think I exaggerate or have little recourse for complaint regarding the snowfall this winter, I hope these two pictures suggest that I have good reason.

Snow banks
The above is the car in the driveway. Note that the shovel to the right is about four feet tall. That would make that snow bank pushed against the neighbor’s garage about six-and-a-half feet tall. Yesterday, I had to flatten parts of this bank into a shelf so I could drop more snow on it. There simply isn’t anywhere else to put it.

Snow banks

See? Nowhere to put snow. Those mountains on either side of the driveway can’t be built upon without them collapsing. That means the only real option is heaving the snow up and over these walls (which are about 5′ high). You ever try to throw wet, heavy snow over a five-foot wall? Believe me, it gets old fast.

To be clear, I like winter. I like snow. And yes, sometimes I even like those bracing, cold, single-degree days. The problem is that this winter has snowed non-stop and the days in between have been bitterly cold. It’s a bad combination. It wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t have to shovel, but I do. Which means it’s bad.

Current Mood: Tired of Shoveling |

3 Comments

  1. Posted 2/18/2008 at 1:04 pm | Permalink

    Well there’s your problem — you’re trying to lift the snow. Yoopers use a Yooper Scooper and build elaborate ramps in the yards which rise up into towering piles of snow. You push, rather than lift.

    Of course, pushing waterlogged slush isn’t any picnic either, especially with the snow piles rotted from water, too. (grin)

    Okay, so it just sucks all around. ‘kay?

    Dr. Phil

  2. Marti-Hart
    Posted 2/20/2008 at 1:33 am | Permalink

    Brings back a lot of memories – none of them good! Cedarburg and Green Bay, WI were the worst, but Lincoln and Fremont, NE were close behind.

  3. Posted 2/20/2008 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    My neighbor is afraid that people are going to start moving away from Madison if we keep getting winters like this.

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