Word on the street is that this site is under surveillance by the academic overlords. Watch yourselves, people!
Just kidding. I was told that my self-serving space here is being used as an example of a “web presence” for an undergrad creative writing class. Hello, undergrad creative writing class!
Current Mood: Puckish | 
Currently Listening To – Joe Strummer & the Mescaleros – “Global A Go-Go”
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On the internet, EVERYONE knows you’re a dog.
Remember to smile at that small paint chip on the wall. (they’re everywhere)
Dr. Phil
Wait, I teach university physics — I _am_ an academic overlord. Woo-hoo! You can bow and kiss the ring later.
Dr. Phil
Thanks John, now I can’t get the Stooges out of my head.
Phil, if it’s only your ring I’m kissing, I’m counting myself fortunate…