Yes, I know that Spurs are a complete laughing stock, however I do spare some chuckles for the “elite” team of Norf London. The Arse, who some deluded morons still think have a chance at the title, allow poor, troubled Tottenham to muster a 4-4 draw, scoring two goals in the final two minutes.

Ars*nal fans, consider your team’s record: 6-2-2 over 10 games.

How many of those ten games have been against teams in the bottom half of the table? Give up? Yeah, eight. And the two teams in the top half of the table? That would be Sunderland (at #10) and Hull City (at #5). Points taken against those two teams? Yes, that’s right, one point. One. Earned as a late, late draw against Sunderland. No Man Ure yet. No Liverpool yet. No Chelski yet. Just thought I’d mention it.

And what I love about delusional Ars* fans (in addition to their failure to understand that both Portsmouth and Tottenham have won more trophies in the last few seasons) is that these are the same jackasses who call Fox Football Fone-In saying Tottenham are going down. Look kids, Spurs are now a whopping three points from safety and in case you haven’t noticed, Fulham, Bolton, West Brom, Stoke, Wigan, and Newcastle are all relative crap. Yes, they’re in the cellar now, and yes, they’ll probably be in the cellar for the next couple weeks, but let’s check in around New Year’s and see how they’re doing. The old cliche’ that the league is marathon not a sprint is just as true for the foot of the table as it is for the champions.

Current Mood: Chuffed |